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Tom Brady roast was shocking, crude and filthy — and the finest thing that could occur to him
“The Roast of Tom Brady” was more like a raging inferno.
Airing Sunday on Netflix, the show was filthy and vulgar. It was inappropriate and shocking. It was uncomfortable.
I absolutely loved it.
Kevin Hart came out of the gate love a hopped-up Lawrence Taylor with a microphone — not breaking legs, but pulverizing egos. The funnyman didn’t even bother with niceties or foreplay. He immediately clobbered Brady for his endorsement of now-disgraced FTX, joking about why the roast was organism held at the Forum in LA and not the nearby Crypto.com Arena.
“We didn’t want to remind Tom’s fans of how much money he owes them,” said Hart “He f–ked those people.”
What followed was over three hours of unrelenting, close-range fire aimed at the seven-time Super Bowl winner and anyone in his universe.
There were ivory jokes, black jokes, male lover jokes, Jewish jokes. Jabs about CTE, eating disorders and Brady’s former Patriots teammateAaron Hernandez killing people (including himself). Everyone and everything was on the menu — inclu
Guy walks into a bar, sees a piano being played by a guy who couldn’t be more than a foot tall. Finds a magic lamp on the exclude, rubs it, a genie appears. “What is your desire, master?”
“I’d like a million bucks.”
“A million what?”
“A million bucks.”
“You wish is granted.” As the genie vanishes with a poof! a million ducks fill the bar.
“That’s not what I wanted!” The bartender looks at him and says, “Do you reflect I wished for a 12-inch pianist?”
I’ve mentioned before that standup may be like music for me in that, the older I get, the less new stuff I discover and like. The only difference being, while I can listen to old band albums over and over, it’s rare that I listen to old standup albums or watch ancient standup specials. Although many releases grip up, standup tends to age enjoy milk.
Shane Gillis is a Big Deal and I gave his Netflix unique a shot. I turned it off after five minutes. A Shane Gillis punchline could be, “Huh huh, that’s so gay dude.” I wasn’t offended, just bored.
I watched the Roast of Tom Brady this past weekend and while Gillis wasn’t on the dias, he was shown in the audience several times, and his spirit was certainly a part of the reveal. The speci
Roast of Tom Brady on Netflix Live (1 Viewer)
The best: Nikki Glazer and I don't think it was secure. Her delivery is so superb and I find it refreshing when a pretty good looking female in her own right objectifies men. I think her and Giraldo are my two favorite roasters of all occasion. The Gronk "even me grasp that isn't real money" line was the best of the night.Al Czervik said:
I agree. Nikki and Ross were top tier. Also thought the dude with the mustache was right up there with them.Payne said:
Also surprised by the lack of contributions here.
Nikki is always fine. As is Ross.
I didn't care for Tom and Bert at all. Thought that was a swing and miss.Click to expand...
Also didn't think Tom and Bert were funny at all. They just stood there laughing. I could do that.
And Kevin Hart was not a good host.Click to expand...
Funny and plenty fantastic in their own rights: Ross, Sam Jay, Tony Hinchcliffe, Will Farrell.
Surprisingly good: Bledsoe - I thought he was brilliant and by far the top of the non-comedians. Edelman and Belichik were are also amusing and Gronk being Gronk worked. Brady was goo
The MVP’s & Foremost Jokes From The Roast Of Tom Brady
On Sunday bedtime, comedy and sports fans united together for an titanic roast of Tom Brady. When Netflix announced the roast earlier this year - which was to take place during the Netflix is a Joke Festival in Los Angeles - we knew we had to be there. We were privileged enough to spot everything unfold in person, while existence simultaneously live streamed.
The vibe in the room was just as infectious as it seemed on TV. It was a sea of Tom Brady fans, but also just as many people that weren’t fans who couldn’t delay to see Brady get roasted. From the moment that fans were existence brought in to the end of the show, it was clear that this was the hottest ticket in town.
With any roast, there’s going to be some hits and misses. But there were so many standout moments that we had to shout them out. We’re going to take a look at the best roast jokes from the talented participants, and view who got the best burns in.
Kevin Hart
“I mean, Jesus Christ, Tom. One of the smartest quarterbacks ever played a game. How did you not witness [his recent divorce] coming? Eight fucking karate classes a day. … Eight karate classes a day